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Friday, August 28, 2015
ASCII Face of Different Mood
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Insults
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World So Plz start brushing regularly.
I'm a virus, I'm entering ur brain now...sorry I'll leave, I can't find a brain .
What is the difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Ur v special 4 me. U shld alwys b safe my dear. I cnt b with u all da times. So pls b careful wheneva u jump frm tree 2 tree. Hehe u monkey.
YOU are very cute b'cos in my dictionary Cute means C Causing U Un-necessary T Trouble E Everywhere.
So swEt is ur SMILE so swEt is ur STYLE so swEt is ur VOICE see how swEtly I LIE.
The only positive thing on you is HIV status.
You are such person....a word has yet to be invented to describe what you are.
My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears......Bcoz you are far away from me. I wish you were near me today.....To cut these onions instead of me.
If You care for me, I care for you, You miss me, I miss you, You like me I like you, You message me, I message you. You forget me, I m sorry that where I'm different from you. I'll kill you.
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Fact on April Fool
Here is an interesting historical fact. Just have a
look at the calendar for the month of September
1752.
Go to Google type "September 1752 calendar" & see for yourself. You will notice, 11 days are simply missing from the month. Here's the explanation: This was the month during which England shifted from the Roman Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar. A Julian year was 11 days longer than a Gregorian year. So, the King of England ordered 11 days to be wiped off the face of that particular month. So, the workers worked for 11 days less that month, but got paid for the whole month. That's how the concept of "paid leave" was born. Hail the King!!! In the Roman Julian Calendar, April used to be the first month of the year; but the Gregorian Calendar observed January as the first month. Even after shifting to the Gregorian Calendar, many people refused to give up old traditions and continued celebrating 1st April as the New Year's Day. When simple orders didn't work, the King finally issued a royal dictum; which stated that those who celebrated 1st April as the new year's day would be labelled as fools. From then on, 1st April became April Fool's Day.
CHALLENGE
Only a real genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted...
eye, yam, stew, peed.
Think!Think!!Think!!!
Do fishes get thirsty?
If vegetarian eat vegetables then what do humanitarian eat?
What if someone die in living room?
How does thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
When I erase the word with eraser where does it go?
Where does a fire goes when it goes off?
Is 'tax' another way of saying 'takes'?
Where does the weight goea when we loose it?
When they first invented the clock; how did they know what time was to set?
Why is '11' not pronounced as 'onety-one'?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?
Why is it called building if it is already built?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If corn oil is made from corn then what is baby oil made from?
Why are not flies in the way of extinction?
Only some people could understand Einstein but no one can understand me then am I a genius?
Do the father of priest call his son 'my father'?
What is the synonyme of synonyme?
Superman wear red panty outside but does he wear next on inside?
When 'mono' means only one and 'poly' means several then what does 'monopoly' means?
Do lice wonder that there is lives in another head?
What is the speed of dark?
Where does the white goes when snow melts?
A stich in time saves nine what?
If I save time, when do I get it back?
Do piolets take crash-courses?
When night falls who picks it up?
Why are highways built close to the ground?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
If human have nightmares what do horses have?
Now the Microsoft is very big; why is it not called Macrosoft?
Why does not Tarzans have beard?
Why is it called Greenland when it is covered in ice?
If I wet dry ice; can I bath without getting wet?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Facts You Must Know
Scientists are working on a technology to create roads that charge electrical cars as they drive on it.
The average school student has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric person had in the 1950s.
In Russia now its illegal to tell the kids that gay people exist.
You have a 40% chance of dieing in the next 3 years if you sit around for more than 11 hours each day.
The first president of Zimbabwe was named President Banana.
"Mr. Owl ate my metal worm" is a sentence that is the same sentence if you reverse it.
The top 20 richest women in the world (except for #17) inherited their wealth from either their husband or their father.
It's illegal for a teacher to keep students in class after the bell as punishment. It violates the Geneva Convention Laws on collective punishment.
People with blue eyes tend to perform better in academic careers than people with brown eyes.
According to research, "highly cheerful" people die younger.
The 2022 World Cup final will be played in Lusail, Qatar, a city that doesn't exist yet.
A man in China payed part of his fine ($1,600) in coins; 18 workers were forced to spend all day counting the money.
The Japanese developed an electric car in 1949 that could travel 200 km on a single charge.
Studies show that sandwiches better when other people make them for you. When we make food, we get desensitized to the smell.
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